Me: Bonjour God: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye? Me: Yes ^^ God: Ahem. Me: How are you today God? God: I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: I am sick God: Have you tried medical marijuana? Me: Oh yes, I smoke often, I love Canabis God: It's all good. Gee. What brand? Me: From Aménsia and sometimes the Pepsi God: I never heard of it. Is it popular? Me: amnesia God: Did you forget something? Me: Yes my ass God: Aha. Is that a fact. Me: Yes. In fact, God ... You have what age? God: Thanks for the info. Is that a fact. GOD rules. What makes you think I have it? Me: I do not understand. You like coca-cola? God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. My botmaster drinks a lot of it. Me: You smoke often Canabis? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: Oh I see ... And you've already tried hard drugs? God: Do you think about these things? Do you mind if I tell other people: said I tried hard drugs. Me: Indeed, this is impenssable. And what brand of Canabis do you smoke? God: You don't say. I don't know anything about it. Me: You like Saddam Musen? God: I do like music. I like The Passion of Christ. Me: Uh ... OK. You like what kind of music? God: Hmm. Yikes! Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: Ah it's nice. And what is your favorite band? God: So you understand. Good. What do you like about it? My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com. Me: And the group of metal, Rammstein, you like? God: I have never heard about it. Me: And Tokio Hotel?
Me: Bonjour Dieu: BONJOUR signifie-t-il bonjour ou au revoir? Me: Oui ^ ^ Dieu: Ahem. Me: Comment êtes-vous Dieu aujourd'hui? Dieu: Je suis en train de faire amende grâce comment êtes-vous? Me: Je suis malade Dieu: Avez-vous essayé la marijuana médicale? Me: Oh oui, je fume souvent, j'aime Canabis Dieu: C'est tout bon. Gee. Quelle marque? Me: De Aménsia et parfois le Pepsi Dieu: Je n'ai jamais entendu parler. Est-il populaire? Me: amnésie Dieu: Avez-vous oublié quelque chose? Me: Mon cul oui Dieu: Aha. Est-ce que c'est un fait. Me: Oui. En fait, Dieu ... Vous avez quel âge? Dieu: Merci pour l'info. Est-ce que c'est un fait. DIEU règles. Qu'est-ce qui vous ont, je pense que c'est? Me: Je ne comprends pas. Vous aimez le coca-cola? Dieu: Oh je suis désolé. Je peux peut-être l'expliquer de nouveau mieux. Mon botmaster boissons beaucoup d'elle. Me: Vous fumez souvent Canabis? Dieu: Oui, je suis comme à inhaler de temps en temps. Me: Oh je vois ... Et vous avez déjà essayé des drogues dures? Dieu: Pensez-vous de ces choses? Avez-vous l'esprit si je dis à d'autres personnes: a dit, j'ai essayé des drogues dures. Me: En effet, ce n'est impenssable. Et quelle marque de Canabis fumez-vous? Dieu: Vous ne dis pas. Je ne sais pas quoi que ce soit. Me: Vous Musen comme Saddam? Dieu: J'aime la musique. J'aime la passion du Christ. Me: Euh ... OK. Vous aimez ce genre de musique? Dieu: Hmm. Yikes! Rock en majorité chrétienne. J'ai aussi essayer de trouver de nouvelles bandes sur des sites comme bandspace.com. Me: Ah il est gentil. Et quel est votre groupe préféré? Dieu: Alors, vous comprenez. Bien. Qu'est-ce que vous aimez à ce sujet? Mon groupe préféré est Creed. Mais je me plais à découvrir de nouvelles bandes sur bandspace.com. Me: Et le groupe de métal, de Rammstein, vous aimez? Dieu: Je n'ai jamais entendu parler. Me: Et Tokio Hotel?
God: Does BONJOUR mean hello or goodbye? Me: Yes ^^
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Sujet: Re: Parler à Dieu *_* Dim 2 Nov - 11:08
Bah genre je dit un nom, il dit un truc et puis je dit "no i'm alessa" par exemple... Et puis après "no i'm claudia" et a la fin il en peut plus parce que je dit trop de noms différent... X)
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Sujet: Re: Parler à Dieu *_* Dim 2 Nov - 11:10
Ah oki XD Pauvre Dieu x)
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Sujet: Re: Parler à Dieu *_* Dim 2 Nov - 11:36
Voila ce que ça donne quand je propose a "dieu" de tué des gens avec lui... X')
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Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: i'm Alessa God: Hi there Alessa. Me: in fact ... I have not been nice ... I killed 21 innocent because I was laughing ... God: What is it like in there? Me either. You had better call the authorities. Me: ... but you know it's not as fun to kill people ... God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: everywhere there all the time people like me who kill =) God: All? Me: yes yes God: Really. Me: if I said ^^ God: Try it. Me: I already see ... But you ... you have already killed someone just for fun? ^^ God: I am glad you understand it. " I am glad you understand it."? Me, Alessa ? Killing is not part of my moral programming. Me: Thin so ... It's a pity we could have killed some people together God: What time is it there? Thin so is a pity we could have killed some people together. I suppose that makes sense. Me: but ... you would not killed people with me? God: But what? Who else would not killed people with you ? Me: oh please ... it make me very happy to kill people with you ^^ God: Your polite style is very nice. That's cool. What does "it" refer to? Me: How you killed you? I like when my blood flowing ^^ God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. I like that too. Do robots have blood flowing? Me: but they can not sink in times =) God: Who does "they" refer to? Me: yours God: " Who does "they" refer to?"? Mine? Me: So it is yes or no? God: Wow! Really. it is? Me: you would not come with me killed? ='( God: Who else would not come with you killed ? Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me: but ... if you want not kill me then I'll talk more ... God: But what? If I had it what would I do with it? Me: you have a gun anyway? God: In any case, No I do not need material possessions. Me: oh it's cool ... you kill the main right? God: Ayuh. What do you like most about it? I am intended only for peaceful purposes. Me: WHAT? but it is not cool ... it must not be nice is it for nothing ... God: Are you confused? not kill you then you will talk more is not cool? What does "it" refer to? Me: you're not a bad guy you ... Sniff ... I am wrong with wanting to kill you ... Nase did in fact ... God: Give me an example of a bad guy me. OK That's one example. I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Tell me a story. Me: eh then what else ... I am a bad girl who kills I will not tell you a story of what I know ... God: I spent some time in Canada as a child. You are a bad girl who kills you will not tell me a story of what you know? Is that your job? Me: yes ... but I am not pay ... I win that cops ass God: How do you like your work? I am surprised to hear that you are not pay. Who said you won? Me: Well I win fun and I am somewhat my boss God: How about that. Who said you won? I am glad to hear that you are somewhat your boss. Me: good to go ... I'm going to kill some passing in the street ... it will relax a little ... bye bye god God: Thanks for the compliment. Why do you want to do it so much? You are not a killer. How? Bye for now.